Get into the Holiday Season by learning about Santa’s evil minion, the Krampus.

Did you know that in certain European countries, Santa doesn’t punish naughty children by giving them a lump of coal in their stocking, but by outsourcing their torment to a demonic minion known as the Krampus? Well, then you should read our feature article on the charmingly terrifying holiday demon and find out about the TRUE meaning of the season: terrifying the living bejeezus out of your children by threatening their torture and eternal damnation at the hands of the terrifying Christmas Krampus! He’s like Elf on the Shelf on bath salts.

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