… and no, it has nothing to do with the 2005 movie of the same name, although perhaps we’ll review that next. Read our review of Jeff Long’s The Descent to find out why this lesser known genre-bending horror tale is an under-rated and epic classic.
Our last little Christmas treat is a review for Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, the heartwarming story of a little boy and his reindeer-butchering father who are faced with a giant, ravenous Santa freed from his ancient prison inside a mountain in Finland and his army of naked, gingerbread loving elves. … Continue reading
Directed by: Jalmari Helander Production Company: Cinet, Pomor Films Starring: Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila Release Date: December 3, 2010 Runtime: 84 minutes. Rating: R So apparently, hundreds of years ago in Finland, the Sami, a nomadic tribe of reindeer herders had to … Continue reading
Did you know that in certain European countries, Santa doesn’t punish naughty children by giving them a lump of coal in their stocking, but by outsourcing their torment to a demonic minion known as the Krampus? Well, then you should read our feature article on the charmingly terrifying holiday demon … Continue reading
We continue our assault on Christmas with our review of the 1949 version of The Christmas Carol, starring Taylor Holmes and narrated by none other than the late, great Vincent Price. It is also only 25 minutes long. Those two facts are the only things that this film really has going for … Continue reading
We’re back, and just in time for the Holidays! So let’s get you in the Christmas spirit with our review of Black Christmas, the 1974 horror film directed by Bob Clark, who brought us the otherwise un-horrific A Christmas Story. Both are Christmas classics in their own way, but in Black Christmas, shooting your eye … Continue reading